do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug
Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.
I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating
These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
hands down the best scene from any movie ever ever
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
fuck that, every PERSON on tumblr should have this
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”